• Published 11th Dec 2014
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Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens - Kaffeina



Humans have long been seen as myths in the Equestrian World. Stories to make people laugh. Stories of grandeur, stories of horror and stories of death.

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Going Down With the Ships: RariJack

Rarity and Applejack were have a quiet conversation in front of the barn. An out of place clap of thunder spooked them inside and they curled up in a nearby blanket. The thunder continued and they curled up more before passing out or some time. When they woke, Applejack had Rarity curled up on her.

"Awe...." came a voice, "I ship it."

Rarity and Applejack looked up to find a Human holding a camera. He seemed to grin before disappearing and reappearing next to them. "Such beautiful friendship." The Human said before grabbing a slice of cake. He seemed to have disappeared. Discord came floating in holding a paintball gun.

"He came this way didn't he?" Discord asked, peering in that directions. Suddenly he had a shot on his back.

"In your FACE! I win," the Human grinned. He began a victory jig and he left nothing. "In a few days, the disease will resources for previous patience. Go wait in the bunker. I'll think I've only just things get."

"As for you ponies, in case I don't see you, Good morning, good afternoon, and good night."