//------------------------------// // Going Down With the Ships: FlutterPie // Story: Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens // by Kaffeina //------------------------------// "I love to see you grin-" Pinkie began to sing. The Human floated in and lay down a banana peel in front of the cart as she continued. "It fills my heart with such an' all the while," she continued. Pinkie jumped down and hit the banana peel. VWOOP! came a noise from Pinkie's rump. The human grinned as Pinkie slide down the hill. "WHEEE!" She yelled. The Human watched carefully with a camera, and, as Pinkie slide into Fluttershy's cottage, snapped a picture of the accidental kiss. Music began to play. "Crack that whip Give the past a slip Step on a crack Break your momma's back When a problem comes along You must ship it Before the cream sets out too long You must ship it When something's goin' wrong You must ship it Now ship it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It's not too late To ship it Ship it good When a good time turns around You must ship it You will never live it down Unless you ship it No one gets away Until they ship it I say ship it Ship it good I say ship it Ship it good Crack that ship Give the past a slip Step on a crack Break your momma's back When a problem comes along You must ship it Before the cream sets out too long You must ship it When something's goin' wrong You must ship it Now ship it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It's not too late To ship it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It's not too late To ship it Well, Ship it good" The Human sang before tipping his hat to the confused ponies and disappearing without a sound.