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// Why Luna Has A Fear of Wedding Cake 
// Story: Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens 
// by Kaffeina 
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	Luna, princess of the moon, sat up in her tower reading. The book was the latest on Astronomy and she was enjoying her ponies opinions of the stars.


Princess Luna's stars are truly a wondrous sight to see. Her best constellation is the one of a bipedal creature protecting a small filly. This one can be seen with the naked eye. It has been called the Savior for centuries.


Savior? She remembered no such constellation but when she looked up, there it was. She frowned and some of the stars moved around.
Hey Lulu? You like cake? They said.
"Of course I like cake..." she muttered.
Really? Cool. Me too. Have some. A small white object was hurtling towards her. She peered at it. She stepped forward to get a better look and Wham! The wedding cake slammed into her face. Not hard enough to hurt, but hard enough to stun.
She slid back a few feet. When she cleared her face she saw a Human roaring in silent laughter.
"How dare you-" She was interrupted by a second wedding cake to the face.

To this day, Luna can't see a wedding cake without covering her face.