Pinkie Pie gallivanted down the streets of Ponyville, happily singing about cupcakes. Her singing was interrupted as she spotted a strange object laying down near her home. Out of curiosity, the pink mare picked up the object and began looking at in interest.
"I wonder what it is? My Pinkie-Sense didn't say anything..." She scanned the object.
"Hello Pinkie, what have you got this time?" asked Twilight Sparkle, personal student of Princess Celestia.
"Dunno. Found it over here and thought 'IwonderwhatthisiswhatdoesitdoIhopeitmakescupcakesthey'rereallyfun'."
Twilight looked at the pink mare. She wasn't surprised, how could she be? It was Pinkie Pie. "Do you want my help?"
"Sure thing Twilight!" Came the elated response. Pinkie looked at the back of the object while Twilight peeked into a hole in the front. "I wonder what this does?" The pink mare pulled the trigger. A large wedding cake, figures and all, shot out of the front of the object like a bullet and connected with Twilight's face, splattering everything around her for a good six or so feet with wedding cake. Pinkie licked off Twilight's face and muttered something about needing more sugar when a bipedal figure, another Human, appeared next to them.
"Ah! There's my cake bazooka. I'd wondered where I'd left that, I need it for Luna..." The Human snagged the bazooka and disappeared. Twilight's mane curled up, her eye twitched, and she began speaking absolute gibberish. Pinkie, in effort to save her friend's already broken mind, slapped Twilight full force.
"Thanks Pinkie. What was that thing?"
"A Human silly!"