Rainbow Dash stared at Applejack for several seconds before returning her attentions the cyan box. "You've got to be joking, right?" Applejack hid behind her friends, her face going crimson. Rainbow reached into the box and pulled out a piece of bright, sky blue fabric. Rarity gasped, the others didn't react much.
"Darling." Rarity turned to face Applejack. "However did you afford that." Applejack did a good impersonation of Fluttershy, and merely squeaked in response.
"What is it?" Pinkie Pie and Twilight asked at the same time. Applejack grabbed both sides of the cloth and unfurled it so they could see it properly.
Pinkie's eyes widened. "Ooooh. Nice choice Applejack. Personally, I would have gone for pink though." Applejack was trying to slowly inch her way out of the room. Twilight still didn't know what it was.
"Um, that still doesn't explain anything."
"Oh, I forgot, your not familiar with human clothing." Rarity put her hand on Twilight's shoulder and whispered in her ear. Now Twilight was blushing as much as Applejack.
"Um, Applejack." Rainbow nervously spoke. "Are you trying to tell me something?"
"What! No! I just thought you would like them."
"If your looking for something I like, the why the hay would you get me underwear!"
Applejack went to respond, but Rarity cut her off. "Actually, that's lingerie."
"Linge-what?"
"It's sexy underwear." Rarity was now blushing as much as the rest of her friends.
"You are so dead Applejack. Where'd she go?" They all looked around the room but the farm girl was no where to be seen.