Paradox watched as the guard charged into the room. He smiled and jumped up onto his bed, holding the pole out before him.
"Stay back, evil spawn of something evil!" He roared.
The guard shoved the piles of scrap away and cautiously approached the creature.
"Just... shut up," he fumed. "I don't know what kind of game you are playing, but I'm not going to-"
Paradox raised his hand to silence the guard and cupped his ear. "Wait? Did you hear that?"
The guard's eye twitched, "Hear what?"
Paradox smiled, "Listen!"
"What am I trying to hear?"
"Hey, listen!"
With a blood lust roar, the guard charged at the creature and tackled the creature. Paradox gasped out as his broken and cracked ribs collapsed in, causing a rebirth of pain in his chest. He tried to push the guard away, but the guards momentum pushed them both off the bed and through the note-covered window.
The two of them fell out of the room along with a shower of broken glass.
wut
What was that now? What did he hear?
its broken
wat.
I think it's an April Fool's Day joke.
I'm calling shenanigans.
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It's a time loop!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Paradox's paradox.
Uh-huh. Yeah, Happy 1st of April to you to.
...I'm losing count of how many April Fools' Day pranks folks are trying to pull today. It was the same last year, and it'll be the same next year.
April Foal's, you got us...
I'm drunk, and this makes less sense than anything I am currently trying to read (without much success).
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O.O
And so ends the tale of Paradox.
But serieousy, WANT MORE OF THIS STORY!
ha! happy first to you too!
PROCESSING
PROCESSING
PROCESSING COMPLETED
ANALYSIS: what?
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...Don't make me pistol-whip you.
Joking.
I'm pretty sure this chapter was posted after noon in every time zone barring UTC-10 to -12, and your profile says you live in Ohio as opposed to an island in the middle of the Pacific. It looks like you're the only fool here, author.
2359544 Heh. Didn't get off of work early enough to post at noon. So *shrug*. Shame on me...
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i think its a localized time loop.
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i think its a localized time loop.
Sooooo... eh, April Fools?
I am confused by this confusing thing that confused me by confusing me.
Let's see where this goes...
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cool
Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
Everybodies' nerves,
Yes on everybodies' nerves.
I know a song that gets on everybodies' nerves,
And this is how it goes.
Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...
ummmmmm? ...
I recommend editing that ending, you rewrote it and bother versions are there...
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yes
They will have to find a way to heal him.
"Hey, hey listen!"
Zelda reference