Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens

by Kaffeina


Humanity in a Nutshell

"Now," Twilight said, "I've finally got you sitting down, I'd like to ask. What exactly are Humans?"
The Human in question blinked, and smiled, "Exactly what we look like."
"I mean," Twilight sighed, "Like, as a society and culture. What is your biology?"
"Completely insane hairless apes with little to no logic," he said.
"I figured that out," Twilight huffed, "But I need more."
The Human pondered for a minute before pulling out a book, which was rather large, from nowhere. "Let me see," he flipped through the pages rapidly before finally settling on a page. "You want humanity in a nutshell then?"
"Yes, exactly!" The purple lavender unicorn said, excitedly and looking at the book.
"Here," he handed her the page and she looked at the picture of the broken walnut. She blinked and looked closer before opening her mouth to speak, only for the Human to motion his hand for her to flip it over. She did so and the walnut fell out and, on one of the shells, was humanity inside the shell.
"There it is," he smirked.