Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens

by Kaffeina


Humans are Psychotic

A loud whoop was heard in Cloudsdale as two Humans, in some canoes, raced down the rainbow falls.
"I bet I can reach the bottom first!" yelled the one in the red canoe.
"Ha! You're on!" responded the one in the yellow.
Meanwhile a stallion was watching them with curiosity. "I wonder if they know it never touches the ground."
"WE KNOW!" The humans yelled out. The stallion squinted, looked to the Humans, and shrugged. People spoke of their antics at his job, he wasn't surprised.
The Humans flew down the falls, racing towards where the falls dissipated. They paddled, facing down wards, even faster. Red, yellow, red, yellow. A moment later a Human in a blue canoe flew past.
"HA HA SUCKERS!" He, then yellow, then red, flew into the dissipating falls.
Meanwhile, in Ponyville, Rainbow Dash opened her mouth to argue with another pegasus when the three Humans, in quick succession, flew out of her mouth. They turned around and looked at her.
"So THAT'S what's at the end of the rainbow," muttered the one in the red canoe.
With that the three Humans vanished leaving Rainbow speechless.
Twilight, who had seen the whole thing, patted Rainbow with her hoof. "I know. Don't question it."