I was transported to Equestria a few months ago by form of cultists trying to invade Equestria who gave me the power to summon any kind of military weapon, equipment, and vehicle. I proceeded to shoot em all up and now I live here, In a moderate house in Canterlot. It was nice, instead for the lack of any form of modern technology around and THE CONSTANT SINGING OF THE LOCAL POPULIS! I can barely get a good nights sleep without the singing of some guy who hooked up with his fiancé, or getting his dream job or some shit like that. And It just gets worse with everyone else on the street joining in! So I vowed to go on a killing spree if I hear any more noise outside my bedroom window. Now, what's all this about a changeling invasion?

When all hope is lost there is always something that comes and makes things right. Like an act of god. These are the stories of monsters that come to right the wrongs of the evil that defeated our heroes.

You've been married to Celestia for a while, and you courted her for even longer. As such, you'd think that you would know her age apart from "thousands of years old." Alas, she seems to enjoy watching you try to guess. Fortunately for her, you aren't going to let that stop you from trying to give her a great birthday.

And you have a few ideas about how to do just that.

Years before the events of that fateful Summer Sun Celebration, Ponyville was known for a train that appeared once a year and disappeared into the Everfree Forest. Many ponies say that it never existed, but when Spike see's the train Celestia asks for Twilight and her friends to investigate.

A/N: Cover Art is only temp until I get the money to pay for a new one.

The bitch Princess Sunbutt thought she would have domain over the Earth when she arrived. She thought that all would bow down to her conversion bullshit. There is one factor she never put to thought though. If you mess with the US Navy, you will fucking get the full fucking force of the US Navy thrown right back at you.

This is my very first TCB story so if it seems very weird and out of touch, sorry about that.

You are Anon, and you own a musket for home defense. When four rapscallions break into your house. "What the devil!?" You do what must be done. Now you have to explain to Twilight why this makes sense.

Edit: Featured? Thank you everyone!

Reading by Wuten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Hab2Ff1cI

On this dark day, King Sombra and his allies are victorious, as he overpowered Twilight Sparkle and her friends, enslaving them as well as prince Shining Armor and princess Cadance. He now plans to have them executed in front of all Equestria, to show his dominance, but the mad king did not expect a single factor that would ruin his plan. TheRussianBadger, and his crazy-ass friends, along with Rimmy and Rubixraptor with their pals of the cadian XXth and Ignis, have come to equestria, and they're here to put an end to his evil plan and fuck his shit up, kick ass, and chew bubblegum. And they're all out of gum...

It will be a battle for the ages. And the most elaborate shitpost to ever be made, as of current date.

Note: This story is based off and inspired by https://www.fimfiction.net/story/506879/my-little-badger-the-violence-has-escalated

King Sombra has just taken Canterlot, Twilight and her friends have been scattered, and The Royal sisters have been imprisoned. Sombra thought he had destroyed any possibility of resistance, clearly, he didn't Think twice about it. And whenever TheRussianbadger is given a task, you'd better believe he'll accomplish it, no matter how insane it seems or how extreme his methods...

A one shot parody based off of theRussianbadger and his cohorts shenanigans.

Private Ramirez is the United States Army Rangers resident yes man, most recently, his commanding officer has given him his most absurd task yet. He's more than happy to attempt it.

Princess Celestia was sure that the day was going to be great. The Sun shone bright in the sky, the birds were singing, and nothing could possibly go wrong. That was, until she received some rather grim news concerning her sister.

She thought she'd been clear enough about things last time.

Polish translation by Dolar84.
Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI.
Audio reading by Pony&Wolf Productions.