Casting a new learned spell, Twilight and the Elements ends up in a city on another world, where flashy carriages rule the streets, big hair dominates the head, and a decade where greed is considered good thing.
With a psycho drug dealing killer and a two-bit backstabbing lawyer on their side, they must find their way back to Equestria

Lyra Heartstrings has always known that humans exist, even if none of the other ponies in her life have ever appreciated that fact. But aside from a few enigmatic ancient prophecies and a popular fantasy series, there haven't ever really been any authoritative sources on what humans were really like. Years of discouragement begin to take their toll on Lyra's faith in the strange and wondrous beings with their strange limbs and ways of sitting.

Until one day, when Lyra finds a strange device on the ground outside Ponyville, and it starts talking to her with short messages printed on its tiny screen. So instead of search for the device's proper owner, Lyra takes it home, hoping for the chance to talk to a real human.

Takes place ostensibly in the universe of My Little Apprentice, though very little connection with that story is expected. Familiarity with that story and its sequel are neither expected nor required.

What's it been? 1000 years?
That's funny. It feels like much longer than that.

Let me tell you, being trapped in stone that long can do crazy things to a guy.
And when you were a little off your rocker in the first place...
But now I'm free. The leaders of this disgusting place trapped me here, and now they're going to pay.
I'm going to show them the real definition of insanity.

Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.

It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?

Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.

Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'

NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.

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In search for a replacement for his pet Daisy (his rabbit). Doomguy finds himself in Equestria right after Twilight enchanted Smarty Pants with the Want it Need it spell. Now what could possibly go wrong with a Blood Thirsty marine who just defeated the minions of Hell more than once?

You may experience some naughty words!

don't worry the ponies don't swear.

This story is a sequel to Doomguy Wants It

Nightmare Night finally arrived and Luna was having a wonderful time with Twilight. And everything was going well for the small town of Ponyville, 'till Rainbow Dash decided to prank the blood thirsty space marine that went berserk over Smarty Pants just a month back. Now please list all the things that can go wrong with that idea.

I'd like to say: All the ponies who are hurt or harmed in anyway in this story are not ponies I hate. This is not some type of trollfic or story I'm writing just so I can write about hurting one of them. I love all ponies deeply and equally *Cough*Except for Luna*Cough* and that *Cough*She's best pony*Cough* all of them get hurt equally.

Now please don't take this story seriously and have a Happy Halloween!

It's that time of year again at Ponyville Elementary, with Family Appreciation Day. Little Apple Bloom is feeling left in the dust yet again, as all of her immediate family members are too busy to come in to speak. The little filly is left with only one other option:
Her "honorary" family member...
If only he had actually taken a bath for once...

Rated T for Trevor, so expect colorful language and some bloody good violence. Don't worry, no ponies were harmed in the making of this story.
However, many changlings were.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro.
Grand Theft Auto V belongs to Rockstar.

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Often called a psychotic, meth dealing hillbilly with a habit of untamed violence and murder sprees, Trevor Philips is someone that no one wants to mess with. The body pile he leaves behind and then sets on fire just for the heck of it proves that. But after a particularly deadly drug deal gone wrong, Trevor finds himself in a place even his disturbed mind has difficulty comprehending.

The feeling is mutual for the ponies.

Will the Soldier be able to overcome Equalism? You know the answer, but read on to find out how. Because Starlight Glimmer isn't just going to roll over and give in.

It was supposed to be so simple. Step into the teleporter and join Eli Vance and his daughter, Alyx Vance at Black Mesa East. Of course, life hardly proved to be simple to Gordon, and today was no exception. Having only just been brought back by his inhuman 'friend', Gordon once more finds himself face to face with the not quite human individual who seems to hold a particular interest in him. Worse, this face to face just so happen to coincide when the teleporter goes ballistic thanks to a certain domesticated headcrab.

Now Gordon finds himself in a strange world with even stranger inhabitants, without any weapon to defend himself. Will he be able to survive, or will the magic of friendship and harmony do irreparable damage to his respectable intellect?

Also, just where did his crowbar end up?

This fic was requested by Mr-War. Although he was not all too specific with what he wanted other than it should be a crossover with Half Life, and just let me come up with the general story. So, here it is. A silly fic about Gordon going on a chase to find his crowbar. Don't expect it to be too serious. Characters may act out of character from time to time, although I do try to keep it to a minimum. Updates will also be sporadic, as I am focusing most of my time on my own fics. But those who know me should be used to this by now.

This fic showed up in the feature list on:
August 30th, 2016.

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