It's fanfiction all the way down.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Has a terrible muse.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Subtle as a brick, and twice as entertaining.

Hey everypony! New to the whole 'open' scene of ponies, as I have been lurking since mid season 2.

Erm...None yet?

This sentence is false.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Self-taught writer from Las Vegas, Nevada. I have no idea what I'm doing, but it seems to be working out okay so far. (Enjoying my writing? How about a tip? https://ko-fi.com/type_writer )

Togie <3

I take bad ideas way too seriously.

Hi! I'm Dazzler Star and this is New Dawn, we're best friends who decided to share an account here! Have a great trip and enjoy your stay here at Team EnderRain

There are about 170,000 other users with better and more ineresting things to look at than I do. What in blazes are you doing here?

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Hey guys! I write sadfics and sadfic accessories! Oh, and I also do comedy things. Yeah. Feel free to check out my stuff! And I hope you enjoy whichever story of mine you happen to be on! ^^

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Jacob T. Fawkes is the pen-name for "The Brony Critic". I am a film critic, theorist, voice actor, and writer. Because Every Fandom Needs a Critic.

Thank you to all who serve, and all who have served.

reconstructing the deconstruction

And thou camith down Krass who holdth the commandments, he pointed out thou sinners who had broketh thy rule and he broughth down his ban hammer to bare. and all was good. -ArchangelDoom

Names Everfree, I am a dragon... or wait a pony? Okay so I have many different bodies but all you need to know is that I'm just some bad writer who never knows when to quit

Retired writer and graphic artist.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

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Feel free to contact me about whatever.