Guess what? I just found my way to the magical land of Equestria! Well, not so much 'found' as 'stumbled upon'... Wellll, not so much 'stumbled upon' as 'randomly appeared there for no reason'. The weird thing is, everypony seems to be taking my appearance in stride. Almost like... they're used to it...

King Sombra was killed by the Crystal Heart, shattered into pieces. But while pieces have a habit of coming together, nopony expected the dark king to come back like this. He's dark, he's powerful, and he's kind of a dick. This is the story of Equestria's meaniest of meany neighbors.

Double is a changeling who has lived openly among ponies for several years. His life isn't perfect; his bosses abuse him, his job is dangerous, and his medical bills make his rent look like pocket change. Despite this, he's happy with his life... until a certain wedding changes everything.

Pipsqueak and his friends engage in a little trivial colt talk, and an awkward subject is broached.

A changeling without the ability to morph is often of little use beyond hive worker. But a changeling that can go unseen entirely is another matter. Some would say such a specimen is too dangerous to keep around.

Equestria is a real, living, breathing world of peace and freedom... or so its inhabitants think. But a secret lies forgotten beyond its boundaries. How will a pony react when they discover they don't really exist?

[This story has nothing to do with the movie Source Code, which had nothing to do with actual source code, which this story does. Pinkie Pie knows what I mean.]

The day I first found the portal gun, I didn't expect to discover an alien race with it. On accident. Nor did I expect to get stuck on their planet. But I'm here now, so I might as well make the most of it. Let's just hope I don't get myself killed.

Hippophobia: An abnormal and persistent fear of horses. Sufferers of this fear experience undue anxiety even when a horse is known to be gentle and well trained. They usually avoid horses entirely rather than risk being kicked, bitten or thrown. They may also fear other hoofed animals such as donkeys, zebras, mules and... ponies.

Hallucinations were always a normal thing for me since they never went beyond the realms of simple drowsy deleriums. That was until the fateful day I awoke to find Pinkie Pie sitting on my chest with an all too vivid smile.

Twilight Sparkle has had enough of apples for a while, and decides she'd rather have an orange for breakfast. Applejack gladly helps her... never want oranges again.