I...I am a monument to all your sins...

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

Overall, a very silly person.

who me

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

I write things.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

chicken nugget

i love writing and am very creative. im a cool guy, and am very energetic at times. can be very random

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

I type stories using my hands

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Something something darkside.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

The GOAT himself

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz