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Apr
21st
2014

But how do I explain? · 1:00pm Apr 21st, 2014

All my friends,

I know how long I've kept you waiting. I can't begin to justify why I haven't had time to finish my stories, and for that, I am very, very sorry.

I just don't know what else to say. I have no excuses - but I do have an explanation of sorts, if you will bear with me.

Since starting my own engineering company about a year and a half ago, this is my daily timetable:

05:45 - Get out of bed and fall into the shower.

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Aug
19th
2013

Nearly finished... · 12:13pm Aug 19th, 2013

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Aug
9th
2013

FAN ART · 4:57pm Aug 9th, 2013

My emotions just exploded.

From the spectacular 1110Soulite. God, I feel so funky right now!

And yes, I know - I'm late. VERY late. Editing! Rewriting! Gorilla panic!

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Nov
2nd
2012

At last, a new chapter! · 10:59am Nov 2nd, 2012

Hey there, everyone!

I'm really sorry about the delay. Several things happened recently that really screwed up my writing.

First, I moved house, and the 'Net took TEN SODDING DAYS to be hooked up. No Internet, no Google Documents. Woo yay.

Second... Minecraft.

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Oct
5th
2012

And just to really piss you all off... · 9:27am Oct 5th, 2012

Sorry, guys... You're gonna hate me.

'Glim' takes some very dark paths from now on. Chapter 17 is almost done, and it'll be up as soon as possible. WORKING LIKE A MANIAC HERE!

And here's a snippet that I wrote into a tatty old day-planner back in August when I was out on-site and away from Los Internetados. It's from the Big Bad End. BTW, don't read too much into it. Anyone who guesses what's happening, I will give you the naming rights for the final chapter.

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Oct
3rd
2012

Words... · 2:21am Oct 3rd, 2012

Hey, writers! Don't you hate this?

You spend an hour worrying over a certain section of your story because it seems too concise. You finish the expansion to your satisfaction and the wordcount tells you that you've added sixty words.

And then, when you're not worrying about the wordcount, you accidentally add a thousand words to a section you're editing in all of twenty minutes.

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Sep
24th
2012

Fanon input for Glim · 8:16am Sep 24th, 2012

Oh hey dere, ho dere,

I have two quick questions for you for the upcoming chapters of Glim that I'd love some feedback on!


1. How do spells work?

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Sep
22nd
2012

Ach mein Gott... · 11:40am Sep 22nd, 2012

Seriously, this has nearly killed me... The monstrosity that is Chapter 15!

I've been involved in a really tricky engineering project lately, and it's been pretty full-on. I've been away from the 'Net for an unaccountably-long time. But I completed the contract, got home, and started writing again!

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Aug
9th
2012

28 DAYS LATER · 10:42am Aug 9th, 2012

ZOMBIE PONIES






ZOMBIE PONIES!


(Oh Spike, you dick)



Sorry, everyone. It's been four weeks to the day since my last update of Glim, and I'm sorry. That's terrible, considering my 'Every-Single-Day" update schedule.

Now, thanks to the, uh, hang on. Wait a mo. Lemme count. One, two, three... Ten... Twenty... Twenty-five... Thirty... Thirty-four! Thirty-four people have emailed me in the last four weeks to demand the next chapter of Glim!

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Jul
26th
2012

Obscenity question... · 9:30am Jul 26th, 2012

The new chapter of Glim currently has three precision F-Strikes in it, and a few uses of 'shit'.

Should I keep the language G-rated despite my feeling that strong language is required? The chapter itself isn't G-rated at all, and all the swears fit. I mean, everything gets really serious here, and 'bucking' doesn't really cut it.

What do you think?

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