No, seriously. There's no reason to go on.

I just learned that Mavis Beacon never existed.

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Holy shit, twenty thousand story views.

I know that's nothing in the great scheme of things, but, still... Just... You magnificent bastards.

Manly tears? Shed. All the way across the sky.

Thank you, all of you. All twenty thousand of you.

Help. Help, help, help...

How does a chapter - a simple chapter, mind you - go from a 500-word outline to 3,000 words, then to 7,500 words, then back down to 5,600 words, then to over 10,000 words, and all in just a day or two? I'm wandering, blindly wandering in the dark and I've lost my way...

I know we just met, and yes, I know it sounds really, uh... really forward of me, but, um... Oh gosh, I don't usually do this...

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Yes, the GDocs import IS Super-WIP. It's really no big deal, but to save you having to read the whole chapter again, here you go: (the paragraphs that were skipped in the import are in blue, obviously!)

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“Foolish Foals’ Day,” Twilight snickered. “Makes sense. Curse him and curse his foul memory but I think Discord would have gotten a kick out of that.”

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No, seriously. I think you'll agree. Check this out.

I haven't laughed so hard in years. My highlight: Sweet heart You best to believe that I know How to write I am not a dummy OK!

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Did I mention that I also make videogames?

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...because this might happen.

Ten out of ten for "Yayzies, I love stuff in my butt!" however. That's totally in character for Pinkie Pie.

...when you're physically and mentally exhausted after a long day and are about to give up on everything until tomorrow, and you look sadly at the empty, hollowly-echoing shell of what you thought was your last Bourbon & Cola...

...and then you discover that there's three unopened cans in your backpack.

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My laptop's HDD died this morning, and one massively busy day later, I'm back in business.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find 2.5" PATA drives these days? I'll tell you: VERY. I had to get an old ruined laptop and salvage the drive. So... I'm banking on three weeks, four tops, for this one to last.

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I've got 247 of them! That's HUGE and you're all AWESOME!

Subscriber #250 will be receiving a very special surprise from me to say thanks.

-Ayden