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  • 530 weeks
    But how do I explain?

    All my friends,

    I know how long I've kept you waiting. I can't begin to justify why I haven't had time to finish my stories, and for that, I am very, very sorry.

    I just don't know what else to say. I have no excuses - but I do have an explanation of sorts, if you will bear with me.

    Since starting my own engineering company about a year and a half ago, this is my daily timetable:

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  • 565 weeks
    Nearly finished...

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  • 566 weeks
    FAN ART

    My emotions just exploded.

    From the spectacular 1110Soulite. God, I feel so funky right now!

    And yes, I know - I'm late. VERY late. Editing! Rewriting! Gorilla panic!

    12 comments · 1,025 views
  • 606 weeks
    At last, a new chapter!

    Hey there, everyone!

    I'm really sorry about the delay. Several things happened recently that really screwed up my writing.

    First, I moved house, and the 'Net took TEN SODDING DAYS to be hooked up. No Internet, no Google Documents. Woo yay.

    Second... Minecraft.

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  • 610 weeks
    And just to really piss you all off...

    Sorry, guys... You're gonna hate me.

    'Glim' takes some very dark paths from now on. Chapter 17 is almost done, and it'll be up as soon as possible. WORKING LIKE A MANIAC HERE!

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Jul
18th
2012

What's the point? · 11:09am Jul 18th, 2012

No, seriously. There's no reason to go on.

I just learned that Mavis Beacon never existed.

The sexy African-American chick that taught me to type... was a fictional character. They licensed a photo of a model and that was that.

I wondar soe haard wyh i9 bother to chewck m'y typing nowe

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Mavis Beacon.... Isn't real..?


MY LIFE IS A LIE! I'M GONNA END IT ALL! MR. RUGER, YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND!

I've calmed down, put the gun back in the box, and watched an episode of Harvey Birdman.

JUST KIDDING!
*BANG!*

I taught myself how to type so I have no problem with this

237253
Yeah, same here. Unless the entire Type To Learn program was just an online flash ga- Oh fuck.

237153 Most useful education ever.

She, she, she... She's WHAT?! Of ALL the things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING! *Liberates Rare's lounge couch, falling in a swoon atop of it*

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