I used to write. Depression killed that for years. I might get back to it someday.
"I love MLP, too!" "great! Wanna read fim fiction?" "What is fim?" "GET OUT. NOW"
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.
I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.
I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.
Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).
I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.
Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.
Luna makes me do too much paperwork :(
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies
Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.
Amateur writer and artist, Commander of the 31st Imperial Legions, and devotee of the Princess of the Night.
Bout time I updated my Bio. I'm PieDisliker, I have ideas pop up in my head all the time but only my favorites make it out there in words. Hope you enjoy what I can create.
"I will forge my own way, then, where I may not be accepted, but I will be myself. I will take what they called weakness and make it my strength." ~Rarity, "Black as Night"
Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.
Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.