I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Poni

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

I write like once a year.

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Is that a terrorist?!?

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Writer of stories!

I'm a Canadian gal who loves to write. :D

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Deadhorse.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

Only mostly dead.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Why am I still here?

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This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.