I write romance. Sometimes it's bearable!

I'm here to write fanfics and love ponies, mostly love the ponies. But writing fanfics is still good.

ACAB | Kinky aroace ♠️ | All pronouns accepted

Greetings, fellow bronies! My alias for writing is Bass Canon, and she is my own creation. I tend to go from the family friendly slice-of-life stories to very fetishy adult stories.

ME, MAIMEN, DOCTOR PAVELLEIRE, BUTTON LEE, JUAN OF YU.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Horse words are the best words.

"You think you know me..."

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Welcome to the cum zone

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

Penalt's long suffering mare of his children. I used to be the one he bounced ideas off of, now we are at odds over ridiculousness.

Commission Status: FULL

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Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

A snuggly unicorn mathematician. Mainly drawing silly fluffy comics on hoofclid.tumblr.com

[they/she] We're not gonna see the end

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ding dong

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

Two hearts becoming one, a bond that cannot be undone.

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

Dude who likes magical horses.

Caw caw?

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

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A real lady killer.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!

Pithy Statement

sometimes ideas pop up that need to be written down

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

loves tiaras.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Nazi punks fuck off.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

No.

Get off my cloud, you rapscallions! D:<

Singer, entrepreneur, dreamer, nerd, occasional author, and very proud of all of it.