I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

✧ Artist, writer, and full time graduate student ✧ I illustrate all of my own cover art! ✧

The magic comedy hoers.

"You think you know me..."

I miiiiiight be just a teensy bit too obsessed with Twilight >:3

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Reader, writer, brony above all. That is my creed.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

If it was going to be perfect, I wouldn't be in charge.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Everything is as it appears. Do not question the backstory behind the curtain.

It may be over, but we're not done yet.

You can find me tumblr and AO3, link on profile.

You want me to describe myself to you? FOOLS!! I AM THE ULTIMA-- *Bricked

It's only 'smoke & mirrors' if you don't WANT to believe in the magic.

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

Queen of Stories, Weaver of Tales, Master of Fate

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

My favorite character is Spike. That's basically all you need to know about me.

"It's only teenage wasteland..."

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Well, I just figured out how to do a short bio! So, yeah.

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Digital artist and author by hobby.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

The most un-robust brony here.

Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world...reading about pony girls?

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Hi, I'm The Brown Dog. I'm a Dog and I'm Brown. That's about it...What? Did you think there'd be more? Because there isn't...So...Yeah. You can stop reading this now.

Amature fanfic writer and a Wings Of Fire fan, making stories that I want to see so I do.