Just living the Canadian life. So cold, so very cold.

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

Thou who art undead, art chosen............

Wait, what? I only have this one line to sound intelligent!?

"This first step onto the planet of Mars is brought to you by a cooperation between NASA and SpaceX. And now, a special thanks to our sponsors: Red Bull, Nike, Ford, Pepsi, Hasbro, Starbucks, Coke..."

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

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