Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

Social pariah like you've never seen before.

heads under our beds

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Not very active here anymore.

I am a mad scientist who works with ideas and words.

This is still up after like ten years wtf

cicada time! catch me on twt @rynull

Hey guys! I write sadfics and sadfic accessories! Oh, and I also do comedy things. Yeah. Feel free to check out my stuff! And I hope you enjoy whichever story of mine you happen to be on! ^^

A crazy motherfucker for sure.

Death God

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

"gg i deserve challenjour"

8000 soldiers!

loves tiaras.

I'm a general author, writing stories here and there.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

A full-time jackass.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Welcome to my content. I like writing stories (which is luckily what the site is for) I write what I want, that's how I roll. WARNING: I attempt to counter my shitty writing by writing lots of stories

A Day in the Life

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Retired/Out-of-Retirement Author