With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

Artists can make pictures. Writers can make worlds.

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Im just a new brony who accidentally stumbled upon Fimfic and decided that i needed to join up in order to keep track of all the amazing stories on here ^_^

Starting fresh after a few years! It's good to be back, and I hope you enjoy the stories I come up with. The world needs more, better fanfiction, and I'm here to deliver owo

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then it takes a thousand words to paint a picture.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

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"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

I love writing, but I'm seldom content with what I write.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

*SPOILERS* ;)

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Not a brony.

It's been a while, but I'm back home! Don't know when I'll write something for this site again, but enjoy my other stuff in the meantime!

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Not a changeling.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

British derp writer who derps and writes but mostly derps

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!

It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.

Beep boop. I am a robot. Boop.

We need more Saddle Arabians.