*Transforms into Lord Darius Crowley and cleaves everyone on Earth to death with my bare fists*

Live long and listen to good music...

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

It's like... a bio... but shorter... and useless...

DeiStar

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I've been writing online for thirty years. One of these days I might actually get good at it.

Sanguinius is a pretty boring guy, eh writes fanfiction and doesn't listen to anybody.

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

8000 soldiers!

I'm back, I guess.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

Writer of stories!

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Commissions currently OPEN

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

Does this look infected to you?

Guy who loves reading and dragons."Just Another Average Tuesday" is my first attempt at writing any kind of story, so feedback is appreciated. Also loves video games.

Luna makes me do too much paperwork :(

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The Watcher Watches. He has seen much in the execution of his duty. And sometimes... sometimes... he'll share what he's seen with you.