Too much to write; too little time

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

This sentence is false.

Tired always.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

Dead as a doornail since 2014

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

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aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

Just some Danish dude.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

*SPOILERS* ;)

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

My name used to be Gylden Glør, but I got sick of typing the ø in.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!