Yeah this website is full of people. Some are nice, some are good, some are assholes, some are complete dicks. Mostly those last two, in regards to the recent happenings that lead to my good friend Jimmy the Grape leaving the site altogether. So, fuck it.

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Well, my first one-shot in a while recently got approved. Give it a read if you have the time.

Here's a link: A Price to Pay

HEY PEOPLE! GUESS. FUCKING. WHAT!? NEW GROUP! NEW STORY! SAME FAGGOTS COLLABORATING ON IT (THESE BITCHES: FAG 1, FAG 2, AND THEN THERE'S THIS DOUCHETIT!)

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Hey! Hey people! Guess fucking what!? Tumblr page for the Wraiths of Death motherfuckers check it the fuck out!

Look at this sexy sumbitch right here: MOM'S SPAGHETTI UP IN THIS MOTHER FUCKER! SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY BITCH! AW YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

CHECK IT. THE FUCK. OUT. NOW!

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Skype name: joshuaclape

I am taking questions, suggestions, or just conversations.

I am in charge of running the group centered around this faggot's story, The Everfree Knight. It would be appreciated if you would support us, please!

Knights of the Holy Order is the name of the group, and that is the link to it. Please give it look.

As all of you most of you some of you at least three of you know, I am writing a book! What you don't know is that I've changed the premise from what I originally had planned. I decided to post a little preview of it for all of you, though the book is still very far from being done. Here you go, this is the introduction to Cerva II: Revolutionary-

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So deal with it.

Hey. Listen.

You ladies of merry England
Who have been to kiss the Duchess's hand,
Pray, did you not lately observe in the show
A noble Italian called Signor Dildo?

This signor was one of the Duchess's train
And helped to conduct her over the main;
But now she cries out, 'To the Duke I will go,
I have no more need for Signor Dildo.'

At the Sign of the Cross in St James's Street,
When next you go thither to make yourselves sweet
By buying of powder, gloves, essence, or so,

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I am going to state this here and now. *Ahem* If I cannot get my motivation back for One Hell of a Trip by the end of January next year, I will most likely scrap it all together, not just keep it on hiatus. Why? Because I have an idea, a good, well thought out, well planned idea that would take, and kinda already taken, my motivation and dedication. That idea is this:

The Tales of Enshire: Shadow of Arnes

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