God, I'm so sorry.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Aspiring author and artist from Africa. (Patreon!)

This is fiction. But it is based...

26 M | one sharky boi | Discord Server if you wanna chat

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I shall Butcher your dreams

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

I'm Italian, I like Halo, and my favorite pony is Applejack. What else?

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Why do we fight? To protect home and family, to preserve balance and bring harmony. The true question is not why we fight but rather "What is worth fighting for?"

I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Software Developer and amateur writer.

Stay awhile, and listen.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.