"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Now with Patreon and Discord! PM, Discord, or Patreon, your choice, for commissions. Ko-Fi is dishonest.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Black Lives Matter, this isn't hard

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

Pithy Statement

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

No.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Jesus christ, this stuff is SO MUCH WORSE than I remember.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.