"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Military pegasus that enjoys ponies and human x royalty. You have been warned!

Part time writer, full time ded

Short, sweet, slightly silly smut stories.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

Voice actor and writer.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

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Just some random guy. [Retired]