I do be writing. You do be reading

Dark Vessel -- A name I use to remain anonymous

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Ooooh! Butunz!

very good at writing very bad things

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

But I think the very worst name for this frog is-

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

A life growing in pony's belly is the most lovely thing in the world.

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

Sometimes I write things

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

Pony wallpaper artist, music producer and fanfiction author | Offline Archive

The sexiest man you've ever met.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Are you not entertained?

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Are you a Rebel?

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Life is like a crop. Beings grow and spread like wheat on a field and it's my job to make sure that those wheat get harvested.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.