Another life wasted in the pursuit of glory and gold.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

Pithy Statement

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

No longer relevant.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

I want to write some stories, hopefully good ones. Occasionally stuff will pop to my mind and I just want to write. Let's see how this goes eh?

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Long time purveyor of fanfiction porn

If it was going to be perfect, I wouldn't be in charge.

welcome my fellow brony, prepare your self for combat!, acts of valor!, and CAKE!!! I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.....

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

MLPG Write-man Relic

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Raging inhibitionist.

Writer of "Saga of Soul" and "Where I Watch: My Little Pony"

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

My name is a horrible, horrible lie.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

I write romance. Sometimes it's bearable!

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

POV: You're feeling down at Bee-lzebub's party and she's about to shove some cotton candy into your cakehole.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

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I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

"Write about what really interests you, whether it is real things or imaginary things, and nothing else." -C. S. Lewis