I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

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All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I'm twenty-one year old asshole with grammar skill of a brain dead monkey....Lets be friends.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I'm a human being who writes stories about ponies.

*strokes blanket* I am a good writer. I am a good writer. I am a good writer...

Crazy author, Nerd, and Autistic. you have been warned.

discountinued

That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

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I like writing.

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Singularly uninteresting

I don't care if you're black, white, bisexual, straight, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

I'm a writer specializing in Age Regression stories, mental and physical. I am a MLP babyfur. There is nothing sexual about it for me. Please get to know me well before judging me or my OC.

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cheshire Cat: "We're all mad here."

Does this look infected to you?

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

So depressed and disenfranchised with reality that I NEED ponies to keep me sane by this point.