It's gonna be weird. It's gonna be dark. It's not gonna have a happy ending.

I've seen some things, man, and some stuff... I wouldn't recommend it. Count:2121

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Bwah

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I'm St.Henry The Pig or you can just call me St.Henry...I'm a pig of dreams and nightmares...I'm neither holy nor damned...I am a pig...and this little piggy is all around, you just have to look again

i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

Let's get high off words

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I'm a guy who only likes MLP fan fiction. Tried watching the show, couldn't get through three episodes.

Paint the Roses Red...

I'm a brony. That's about it. Write when I'm bored or have a REALLY good idea that just won't leave me alone.

A Blerd from Brooklyn that enjoys creating content (https://linktr.ee/im_TyRex) and writing stories. Nice to meet you 👋🏾

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

This is fiction. But it is based...

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

Can I speak to the manager?

Gone For Good

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Fear is not evil, it should not be shunned.

I really like cookies.

Tall, broad shoulders, short dark hair, or no hair, light skin, a bearded mountain man to be frank. That or a teddy bear. :3

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

I'm a longtime writer on /mlp/, looking to start converting my old greentexts into full stories. I mostly write romance and erotic fiction.

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Humans... Humans everywhere

We grow 'em big!