~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

I write horse words.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Praise the Lord, peasants. Practically a dead account. Check out my marked library for some good stories. Goodbye old life, you were a fun 6 years.

I'll erase it and rewrite it with nonsensical surrealism and an overwhelming sense of presence. I'm also on YouTube and Tumblr (same username).

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

Only mostly dead.

hell yea fimfic dis writer go hard as hell i write huge stories team luna all day and week month year and century i love big stories Ｐ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｓ Ｑ Ｕ Ａ Ｄ

Founder of "Let's Make You Known!" Group. Wazzup.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Don't mind me, I'll just sit here, quietly writing bad stories. And songs. And stories with songs.

I didn't do it, I swear!

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

Singer, entrepreneur, dreamer, nerd, occasional author, and very proud of all of it.

Aspiring author with an over active imagination. I'm ether very lucky or very cursed with the combination.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Nothing here. Go back the way you came.

I'm a linguist. I like ambiguity more than most people.

Only in death does duty end.

Please help keep this place a Logic Free Zone. Thank you.

Compulsive writer of crossovers

Unicorn Developer

Do you like my work and want to support me? I'm raising money for a good cause: Miranda's Medical fund

http://quillerypenfeather.tumblr.com http://sehtkmet.deviantart.com

Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

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