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Greatazuredragon


Hobbyist writer, I also write non MLP stories at http://www.fanfiction.net/~Greatazuredragon

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Nearly a thousand years have passed since Princess Twilight Sparkle first ascended to the throne, and, for all intents and purposes, Equestria has been experiencing a golden age of peace and prosperity. And yet, as the eve of the thousandth year of her ascension slowly approaches, something stirs amidst the shadows.

Hidden within the darkest confines of the kingdom a group of ponies gathers in secret, far away from the prying eyes of the Alicorn Princesses, as they silently prepare for what is to come. A secret order formed millennia ago with a singular purpose, to fulfill the sacred commandments of their beloved Mistress.

And now, the moment they patiently waited for, the moment for their schemes to unfold and their plans to blossom is nearly at hoof, for the hour of reckoning is finally upon them.

Their singular objective: to fulfill the Holy One’s sacred vision.

Their target: Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship herself.

And nothing and no one shall stop them from fulfilling their Holy Task, no matter what.

…The end result is far less worrisome than most would expect.



Just a fun little one-shot inspired by all the Doom-talk in regards to the end of the show.

Featured! 05/23/2019; 05/24/2019; 05/25/2019

Ps. Beware, Spoilers in the comments.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 52 )

That sounds like you, Pinkie, in all honesty.
Well, you gotta do whatcha gotta do!

Cute and happy. Just how I like my Pinkie Pie stories. Also this is totally something that Pinkie would do.

Silly author, The Pink One is eternal. As long as there is Laughter in the world, she will endure. FOREVER!

I knew it :trollestia:

I'm betting it's a party planned in advance by Pinkie.

This was silly and I loved it. Long live the Order of The Pink One!

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Indeed. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:
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Glad tou liked it.
And yeah, I thought so too. :rainbowkiss:
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:scootangel::raritywink:
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:trixieshiftright:
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Your bet would be right. :pinkiehappy:

This was good. Upvote well earned.

Ri2

Yeah, that's about what I thought would happen. Oh, Pinkie.

The apocalypse of the fandom won't be the end of G4.

It will be the start of G5.

:trollestia:

... That's totally something Pinkie would do. It's just so Pinkie-ish.

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Praise the party, for it's good! :pinkiehappy:
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Glad you liked it. :twilightsmile:
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:eeyup::pinkiecrazy:
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Meh, the ponies survived the apocalipse before. Just look at G2. :trollestia:
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Those were my thoughts as I wrote it. I wanted something outlandish, but that at the same time everyone could look and say, 'yeah, Pinkie could definitely decide to do that'. :rainbowkiss:
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:heart:

XD This sounds sooooo much like Pinkie Pie!
This was well written, with the right amount of suspense leading up to, well, the unexpected outcome.

But then again...

When Pinkie is involved, when is anything expected? XD

The talk of her bloodline made me strongly suspect. Pulling things out of her hair convinced me 100%.

This was just perfect. Admittedly, from the end of the description, I automatically assumed Pinkie Pie was somehow involved and this was a surprise party. Reading through the suspense parts with that mindset actually made it hilarious.

Honestly I feel like when the show ends it will rejuvenate the fandom. I started writing a story a while back but my own personal form of obsession kept locking me up. Every new episode gave me new ideas until I just kinda went with "I'll just wait for the show to end, can't be that much left"... That was in season 4... How wrong was I, lol

This was actually a lot better than the first half made me think I would be. Nice subversion, kudos! :twilightsmile:

9638868 But it took the power of Faust to bring Pony back from the dead...

Who else could save ponies after this?!

...

Maybe... yes... WE MUST SUMMON NEIL BREEN!!! :pinkiecrazy:

He was Sacred Oath, high leader of the Order! And with his Mistress as his witness, he would not allow doubt to plague his brothers and sisters in their moment of triumph! The Holy Task would be fulfilled! The Celebration would come to pass! No matter what!

Pinkie Pie and Twi's birthday. Calling it at this moment, let's see what is up yo.

Almost caught it, still. Good job, god speed, etc. etc.

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Glad to hear I managed to make the story flow as I wanted. My desire was to leave hints along the way so that the reader would realize who exactly was behind it all, the leader being pink, they calling it a Celebration, the agent taking things out of her mane, etc. So I'm happy that it worked. :heart:
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Happy you liked it.
And yeah, that's exactly why I didn't add a Pinkie Pie tag in the description. Otherwise everybody would immediately know what would happen. :derpytongue2:
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At the very least it will prevent author's from having to suddenly add AU tags to an ongoing story when the show suddenly pulls something out of the left field. (I am looking at you Changelings!) :scootangel:
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Thanks! :pinkiesmile:
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:coolphoto:
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:raritywink:
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Close. And thanks! :twilightsmile:

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Of course, in my own AU headcanon Pinkie is not a pony but an ageless, eternal, immortal entity who shall never die, so she would get to plan all Twilight's parties personally for all time. But yeah, that's me!

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Lol. That reminds me of an old story where Twilight starts trying to find ways to turn her friends imortal and finally decides to link them to her soul in a similar way to a lich. Rarity finds out and starts berating her, only for Pinkie to appear with what should be a fatal wound acting like nothing important happened. Then she leaves and Rarity comments that maybe it isn't such a bad idea after all, only for Twilight to explain that she hasn't made Pinkie's life-save spell yet. :pinkiecrazy:

When the cult leader smiled I knew it had something to do with pinkie.

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Seeing the readers catch the hints I left behind in the chapter is far more enjoyable than I initially expected. :pinkiehappy:

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I'll be honest, I haven't even read it, and my first thought was, "Pinkie wanted to ensure that Twilight got a Pinkie Pie Party for her thousandth year."

Of course, that could have been you dropping hints even in the description. A thousand years would be quite the milestone, and as Twilight's involved, no way would Pinkie NOT want to do something, and she'd sure as hell find a way to do it somehow.

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Yep, hit the nail on the head. Im writing a changeling focused fic, the show kept messing with me. Honestly, the "Changed-lings" still bother me on some level, even though I've (mostly) gotten over it. I always hoped they would get a redemption arc but it was that they kinda messed with the core of the "redemption" itself by kinda giving mixed messages. They were only accepted after they changed their fundamental being and conformed to the pony status quo down to their very appearance but I guess happy colorful moose bug ponies sell better toys, *shrug*.

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I recall an old fic where Twilight was despairing that she would now outlive her friends and be alone, but each one of them had somehow become immortal so they would all stay with her.

Rainbow said they put too much awesome into her at the foal factory. AJ ate some golden apples that bestowed eternal life. Fluttershy had swallowed phoenix feathers and "now whenever I die I'll be reborn in fire." I don't remember Rarity's I'm ashamed to say. but I remember Pinkie's: "And I'm actually a non-Euclidean entity that only looks like a pony because I want to. But I don't eat anypony's souls or anything. Actually I live on laughter which is why I always try to keep my friends happy."

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Do you remember the name of this story?

It is my theory that that's actually Pinkie who somehow managed to transcend time.

You cannot disprove it.

You said it, I’m just agreeing with ya: long live Friendship is Magic! Long live Fimfiction! Long live our favorite candy-colored ponies! And long live this story!
Instantly liked, faved and added to the Dearly Beloved bookshelf.

“Good, now proceed with the plan, there is much to be done and little time to do it, for, by tomorrow first light, Princess Twilight Sparkle shall be reminded of the all encompassing power of our Mistress! Tomorrow we shall bestow the Holy One’s blessings upon the whole of Equestria!” he boisterously proclaimed as his fellow council members rose from their seats, now every bit as excited as their leader as they joined their shouts of agreement with him in celebration. “Mares and gentlecolts, we shall not fail! Nothing shall stop our Sacred Task! For the glory of the Holy One! Her Will, Be Done!”

If I hadn't read the description, I'd be pretty worried right now.

Now, though, I'm expecting some fluffy suprise. Helps that I'm pretty sure I recognized the – for want of a better term – reincarnations of Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie.

As she hid behind a pillar and carefully peeked across the corner, the mare watched and waited as another patrol passed by her hiding spot. Perfectly on time, exactly as the information her brothers and sisters had acquired in regards to the castle’s defenses had said the patrol routes would be.

Now, since it's all for a good cause (I hope) this is fine, but I still worry about the security implications.

Now with a skip in her step and a beaming smile on her muzzle, her initial apprehension well and truly gone, she proceeded to remove the necessary items from their hiding places within her mane and started to set things up as the plan demanded.

She didn’t have a moment to lose, for at tomorrow’s dawn the Celebration would begin.

Objects in her mane? A Celebration?

Is this heading where I think it's heading?

“I know! I could create a secret Sacred Order of party ponies whose duty would be to make sure you had all your parties! Wouldn’t that be neat!” the Pink One cheerfully exclaimed as she once again started to bounce into place, a huge smile now on her muzzle. “They could take care of everything long after I am gone and make sure you don’t turn into a grumpy-pants due to a lack of parties!

Oh Pinkie. :rainbowlaugh:

Never change, never.

FOREVER!!!

Praise the Party, for it is good! :pinkiehappy:

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Of course, that could have been you dropping hints even in the description. A thousand years would be quite the milestone, and as Twilight's involved, no way would Pinkie NOT want to do something, and she'd sure as hell find a way to do it somehow.

Pretty much, yeah. :twilightsheepish::pinkiehappy:
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Honestly, the "Changed-lings" still bother me on some level,

Me too. :ajbemused:
I would have understood if they merely got healthy and lost the holes in the legs. Pehaps even if they started to choose to remain in changeling form but made it more coorful as a show of personal preference of each ling. But where did the moose antlers came from?!? Because, clearly, a race of bug-ponies will naturally evolve moose antlers if they stop being evil. :facehoof:
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What foxrule said. :pinkiesmile:
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You cannot disprove it.

Of course we can't. Since when as anyone been able to prove anything about the Pink One? :pinkiecrazy:
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:heart:
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Glad to hear you enjoyed the story. :twilightsmile:
Praise the Party, for it is good! :pinkiehappy:

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She is truly ETERNAL! She is the EATER of WORLDS and of CUPCAKES!

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40K MLP Time Loops Pinkie Pie is the best PinkiePie.
Behold the bringer of the eternal party! :pinkiehappy:

Praise the Party, for it is good!

:rainbowlaugh: :heart:
HALLELUJAH!

It took me a while to realize that this was supposed to be the distant future for Equestria, but once I realized it kind of made me tear up because of how sweet it is, and because that sounds like exactly the kind of thing Pinkie would do.

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Glad to hear.
When I wrote this I wanted to convey something slightly ludicrous but that at the same time everybody could look at and say: "Yeah, Pinkie would do that given half a chance." :pinkiehappy:
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Praise the Party, for it is good! :yay:

Also, I see that Twilight needs to learn how to delegate. ;)

She should've taken some lessons from Pinkie about it. Since the party pony apparently learnt that lesson flawlessly. :pinkiecrazy:

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This is my headcanon for Pinkie now :pinkiecrazy:

Liked it, though I guessed the plot as soon as the C word was used. It was unfortunately just enough of a giveaway.

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So you got it right at the first hint. Kudos. :pinkiesmile:

Although I am NOT a member of the Immortal Twilight Party, I do acknowledge fully that it makes for some great stories (and even greater music), and in any event, ANY story that features Pinkie founding her own cult of Party Ponies is A-OKAY in my book! :pinkiehappy:

I liked it!^_^

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