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Ebola-chan Ganbatte


Ebola-chan daisuki!

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Tendies are all Fluttershy wants in life. She will stop at nothing to get her hands on that succulent goodness.

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This is so inaccurate. Dinotendies aren't real tendies.

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FUCKING NORMALFAG

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Guys what about spaceship tendies?

Golden brown crust coats succulent meat, baked at a measly three-seventy-five in your standard oven, frying superbly in its own oils and juice until perfection is reached. In that moment, divinity graces our mortal realm as sweet meat-scents waft elegantly, almost tugging one by their nostrils. Gaze upon your God. The all-powerful delicacy cooks to absolute perfection before your very eyes. Mouths water, taste buds tingle in anticipation, and heart rates rise to a fever pitch with the climax—when the baking tray is removed.

Dang it now Im hungry

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You're not real tendies.

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You'd have to get to space to eat them, and that costs money. Time machines for dinotendies are cheaper.

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Then may I recommend some Dinosaur Brand Dinotendies ™ available at your local supermarket for the low, low price of over-Fluttershy's-dead-body.

This story has sparked up the best of flame wars lol

I can respect a woman that would go so far for Dinotendies.
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Truly a work of art.

Suddenly I'm in the mood for dinotendies...

Thank you for making me laugh out loud using written text. That is a rare achivement.

“So, Fluttershy, what the hell was that about yesterday?

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Do those mythical things actually exist? If they did, I'd want what'd throw Flutters into fits of demonic meat lust. They sound epic.

"What the hell is a dinotendie?

*looks at cover image closely from iPad brightness being all the way down..*

"oooooooooh I get it."

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I'm with 8530270, but I still laughed. :D

You know, in DWK's AU 'Totally Legit Recap', aren't ponies obsessed with chicken tenders?

Maybe Fluttershy is just a bit more in touch with her pony coutnerpart than the others...

Tendies are love, tendies are life.

Tendies are for the weak. Only true /b/fags eat dinotendies.

“That doesn't sound like Fluttershy…”

NOOOOO! CHRYSALIS HAS INVADED CHS! EVERYHUMAN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES - AND LOVE! :pinkiegasp::pinkiesad2:



Also, I have no idea why :pinkiesad2: is called "pinkiesad2"; where's "pinkiesad1"? Why 2?

ok than :pinkiesick::pinkiegasp::pinkiesad2::pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiesmile:🍖

Good Lord, this was fantastic. Had me laughing nonstop.

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