Your life in Equestria sucks and you really just want to kill yourself.
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Two problems for me here. My name is not annon (which is a stupid f***ing name for anyone), and I really don't want to kill myself.
And yes I read the story before I said that.
Eeyup.
... oh
and annon ascends to heaven
Brilliant work!!
HAhahah that picture XD
Annon has issues :|
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You seem to be missing the whole premise of the Anon/Anonymous story category.
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There's an actual premise to this? News to me. All I ever really saw was an xReader story, without actually calling it that.
8710369
That's about me, right now.
"Seriously, you thought fapping on the internet all day and watching top ten lists on YouTube or posting memes gave you an edge in a medieval level society? You learned quickly when you had to wipe your ass with corn husks that you weren’t prepared for this."
I mean, that's an interesting view opposing the usual "Equestria's great place to live" one. It's great to see the other side of view, especially from a suicidal person. Maybe you could make it a little bit longer, but it really isn't required - people either get this point of view just from the "Always when leaving your house" paragraph, or they can't get it at all.
Although it's all in all an interesting concept, there is one thing bothering me - Twilight. I know this specific situation is hard to judge, but she seems way too much out of her character. Especially the last 4 paragraphs, if Twilight killed any creature, she would probably feel at least somewhat bad. Here she is even joking about it. But the main issue is, that she agreed on killing Anon too soon. There needs to be some development on this - her memory of someone painfully dying under similar circumstances, she having to deal with this before, some strong dislike towards Anon from the past, anything else. A lot of things would work, but this way, Twilight's actions are there just for the sake of the plot. And that's not enough, there should be more to it.
8710320
It sounds like someone's in denial.
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There is no heaven for an anon.
8710457
Anon just wants to die, is that so much to ask?
8710647
It's perfectly within Twilight's character to not care about worthless subpony lifeforms like Anon. He's no dragon, changeling, or yak, y'know?
8710674
so hes baking pies with out a oven huh
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Check out the Group Anonymous in Equestria and you'll get a general idea. You Might be more interested In the Second Person Group.
8710674
Sorry, I can't imagine Twilight having this "okay, he's a helpless case, kill him" mindset. I can't imagine her with this attitude towards bunnies, nor dogs, nor any other "subpony" kind, including humans. Especially, when that kind is inteligent enough to tell her it wants to die.
Just my point of view.
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Nah, she totally would because Anon's the worst.
I honestly think this is hands down the most mess up story ive ever read. I mean literally, I can't believe how twilight and starlight reacted when they killed him...they actually laugh when they killed him, the hell, why...what in the God's name were they thinking. How can somepony laugh when they kill someone, it was like he was an animal, what the fuck, they must be insane. They killed him like it was nothing...shit man, They mess up man!!
8710674
No actually I'm not. Anyone with the mindset we're supposed to have here needs help. So I think I'm perfectly fine.
Or did you mean something else?
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This. "Anon" is a gender swap (purpose) of that hole from Twilight. Anyone who self-inserts with this garbage should be clubbed.
8710481
Edgy teens and their own version of Stephanie Meyer's cancer?
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You don't have to hide in denial, Anon. This is a safe place.
8711020
No. The Anon stories are usually ridiculous with a baseless protagonist. While this one is more dark it's still ridiculous in it own right.
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Are you talking about the same Twilight that murdered dozens of clones of her best friend?
If I remember correctly, she was even smiling when doing that.
on a scale of 1-10, How edgy are you?
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These 2 situations are different - in the episode, Twilight had to eliminate the clones in order to save Pinkie Pie. (in a way) Here, she just kills a unique creature, unique character, not a clone. You made a good point about her having a joy in it, but I still think, that these two cases are too different to compare.
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Between razorblade and Exacto knife, probably.
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Dat edgy as hell boi
And than Twilight gets a letter from Celestia saying that they found a way to send Anon home.
I'm amazed at how I was laughing and being disturbed by this at the same time. XD
KILL ME!
i want 2 die
The last couple paragraphs clinched my upvote. But I'm not happy about it! :|
Eh, decently well written enough for an upvote from me.
This is actually kinda funny