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Ri2


I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

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After learning some shocking news about how long she's going to live now that she's an Alicorn (namely, forever), Twilight summons her friends to let them know that their time together is limited. However, their reactions to this information are not quite what she was expecting...

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hah......funny.....
i like it :twilightsmile:

Ri2

3067915 Thank you.

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3067990 That's good, I take it?

Heh, that was a nice and random read.

Ri2

3068002 Thank you.

I had to check to make sure I had the mature filter turned on when I started reading this. Wow...

Ri2

3068041 Wow? Is that good or bad?

3068044 Honestly, I'm not sure myself.

Ri2

3068050 Heh, fair enough.

Coincidentally, I am also doing a rather positive Immortal Twilight fic, and I feel this story was masterfully done!

5/5 easily!

Ri2

3068174 Oh really? What's it going to be about, if I may ask?

Um... I believe this should be rated Mature, because of the ending... But other than that, good!:pinkiehappy:

3068179 As of Chapter 2, it's going to be Twilight discovering a rather dark secret of Celestia and Luna's, and let's just say it's going to deal with the whole 'I'm all alone problem' when everything is said and done. She will be able to live with her friends forever happily.

Ri2

3068208 Oh boy, another deep dark secret. What is it this time? That they accidentally/on purpose fused with/consumed their best friends long ago to become immortal and they're still alive inside their heads?

3068223 Let's just say... it was a bit more than just a few best friends. Try, an entire kingdom... or an entire formerly immortal species... :trixieshiftleft:

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3068247 ...Wow. That's new.

“Stupid alicorn pheromones and your unimaginably sexy good looks,” Rainbow said, not sounding the least bit upset.

Wait.... what? RD are u... jelly? :rainbowhuh:

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3068362 Not in the slightest.

This... this is amazing... I laughed so hard

Ri2

3068559 Glad to hear it. What in particular was so funny?

I liked it. Troll story?

Ri2

3068594 No, not in the slightest.

3068597
Whut. But-Twi-she-kissed-them-all-shenanigans-apples-toothpaste-toilet-chair-bee-luna-poop-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3068617 I'm sorry?

Just what I like in a short story- humor, mind fucks, and discord. Bravo. :eeyup:

Ri2

3068780 Thanks.

:moustache: Have a moustache

“And I’m actually a non-Euclidean entity older than time itself

She's actually the three-dimensional manifestation of a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue. But I see where you might be confused.

Ri2

3068828 Don't you mean pink?

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3068803 Thanks, but I already have one.

I like the story, but it could've done without the... things... You know what things I mean... I just don't see that ever happening... ever...

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3068872 What things?

Nicely done. (Always a pleasure to see a trope subverted with such panache.)

the shipping was unnecessary
but the rest was so so

Okay, that was HILARIOUS. :rainbowlaugh: But it really could have done without the *ahem* 'naughty' subplot. (Except for that last part with Luna. That was as funny as hell.)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:derpytongue2::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::rainbowlaugh::raritystarry::yay::trollestia::moustache:

Fucking genius. Have an upvote, favorite, and follow!

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No, there's no such thing as hyperintelligent shades of pink. Don't be stupid.

Can't believe no one posted this yet.

Oh, you're going to Pony Hell. But you'll have lots of interesting company there, and I'll bring the beer :pinkiehappy:

3069452

Seriously, it's the first thing I thought of when I read this fic's title.

“You know, I’ll still be here,” Spike said. “Dragon. No known upper age limit.”

“All aloooooooooooone!” Twilight cried.

“And then there’s Princess Celestia, Princess Cadance, Princess Luna…” Spike pointed out.

“All alooooooooooooooooooooooooone!” Twilight cried.

“Oh, and don’t forget me,” Discord said as he walked across the ceiling wearing a tutu, a bunny slipper, a high-heeled shoe, a top hat, clown makeup, hoop earrings, and an upside-down mustache while twirling a Neighponese umbrella in his left nostril.

It was all really funny, but this part really got me. :rainbowlaugh:

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