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AstralMouse


Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

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I hope you like really bad puns and word avalanches. These are just very short stories that all end in one or the other. Groaning and facehoofs ahead.

I currently update with at least two new puns at a time, but not on a schedule. Just whenever the mood strikes me to make more. My goal is 50 eventually.

Chapters (25)
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Comments ( 146 )

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My sincerest apologies.

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I'm not entirely sure I trust the sincerity of that apology. Then again, I've made worse puns, so, yes, the view is fantastic from my glass house.

9397379 9397358 You guys are definitely got a severe case of being "Punburned".

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Oh, you think you're being CUTE?!

I may or may not have read the final lines of these stores in Barbara Dunkelman's voice... It just... I got nothin.

Bet his name is a pun of Smokey

Eeyup, super face palms and super puns! Loved it.

Feghoots (Or, I guess, feghooves) are short stories—usually 300-500 words—specifically written for a pun at the end.

I hate you so much right now. :twilightangry2:
And yet, at the same time I love that you started this because I am a huge fan of terrible puns. :rainbowwild:
Are you taking suggestions? :trollestia:

Funny stories, Astral Mouse. Love the puns at the end. Maybe you can look at some of my stories someday.

Once job releasing five chapters on the same day.

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https://youtu.be/i-Hwdw1Gaxg

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I didn't know that, thanks! That would have also made a good title.

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Wellllll, I'd like them to be as original as possible. I guess it would depend on the request.

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You're right... I am only a little sorry.

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Actually, give me a few minutes. I think I've got a good one for you. :ajsmug:

Bwahahahahahaaahahahah! Bloody Genius pun!

[font=papyrus_regular] OH, MY GOD, SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS![/FONT]

This story is Gouda if not grate!

Off to a great start

Say that five times fast. :pinkiecrazy:

OH. MY. GOSH.

I love it.

A knee slapper! :trollestia: *slaps knee*

She took out a loan for the sole sake of a pun. I'm proud of you, Berry Punch.

*looks up from coffe*

*reads pun*

*sets coffee down*

*groans*

How do you come up with these brilliant book titles?

Also, MOAR! :flutterrage:

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How proud? Would you say you're Berry prou- *is Punched*

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I said it before and I will say it again. I only apologize a little.

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Me? Don't blame me, those are Twilight's books! But seriously, I am super glad you like it!

All these comments really make my day. Y'all are awesome.

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Very proud...

Very pleased...

Pleased as punch...

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A collection of shaggy dog tales? I'm in

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ow ow ow I love it!!

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................... ow

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i choked on my food

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Five times? I can't even say it once.

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ooooooooh

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Glass tank allows one to see outside ones home, and snake is cleaning it. which also makes him a Window Viper.

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Ha. Got me with that one. I guess I had it coming. Also, all your comments have made me extremely happy tonight. Glad you enjoyed the cheese.

Are those two ever going to shape up?

Probably not.

Took me a second to get that line. :derpytongue2:

Ah, the running gag. Twilight finally wisens up... but not enough.

What are word avalanches?

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Word avalanches are where you say something multiple times and it sounds the same, but has different meanings. Like a popular one is a convict who is patronizing, who is climbing down a ladder is a condescending con descending.

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