My Little Punnies

by AstralMouse

15. How to parachute

"Hey, Rarity. Reading a book, I see," Twilight says. "What's it about?"

Rarity smiles and answers. Twilight instantly narrows her eyes.

"Ah ha! I'm not falling for that again. I know you have no interest in parachuting. Let's see... You like fashion! I bet it's actually about how to pair a shoe! Yeah. Hahahaheheee," she cackles maniacally. "You books think you can trick me again? Well, not this time!"

"Darling, what ever are you on about? It's a cookbook," Rarity says, concerned.

"A cookbook," Twilight states flatly. She can sense it's about to happen again.

"Yeah, it's about cutting down things like celery and asparagus to make a more attractive dish! I'll definitely be trying this out next time I cook for Sweetie Belle," Rarity says.

Twilight sighs, resigned to her fate. "Can I see the cover?"

"Of course, darling," Rarity says, flipping over the book. Twilight physically cringes as she reads the title.

"How to pare a shoot."

Author's Note:

Hey, I made it to 15! And another misunderstood book title. Hope you all enjoy and groan along with Twilight. And hopefully the facehoofing hasn't caused bruising!

Comments

[Jubilee Bloom]

Ah, the running gag. Twilight finally wisens up... but not enough.

[TDR]

Poor Twi

[Skittlebug]

Can't wait for number 20!

[keybounce]

Forehooves clopping.