• Published 11th Jan 2019
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My Little Punnies - AstralMouse



A collection of very short stories that set up bad puns or word avalanches.

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14. Nopony knows about his nose

"Next," I say as a stallion steps up to my window. "How can I help you, sir?"

He sniffles and says "Hi there-" sniff "-I have trouble with my-" sniff "-sinuses. I need something-" sniff "-to let ponies know not to-" sniff "-smoke pipes or light incense near my house." He sniffs once more.

I sigh and assign a sinus sign.