"Next," I say as a stallion steps up to my window. "How can I help you, sir?"
He sniffles and says "Hi there-" sniff "-I have trouble with my-" sniff "-sinuses. I need something-" sniff "-to let ponies know not to-" sniff "-smoke pipes or light incense near my house." He sniffs once more.
I sigh and assign a sinus sign.