"Hey, Rarity. Reading a book, I see," Twilight says. "What's it about?"
Rarity smiles and answers. Twilight instantly narrows her eyes.
"Ah ha! I'm not falling for that again. I know you have no interest in parachuting. Let's see... You like fashion! I bet it's actually about how to pair a shoe! Yeah. Hahahaheheee," she cackles maniacally. "You books think you can trick me again? Well, not this time!"
"Darling, what ever are you on about? It's a cookbook," Rarity says, concerned.
"A cookbook," Twilight states flatly. She can sense it's about to happen again.
"Yeah, it's about cutting down things like celery and asparagus to make a more attractive dish! I'll definitely be trying this out next time I cook for Sweetie Belle," Rarity says.
Twilight sighs, resigned to her fate. "Can I see the cover?"
"Of course, darling," Rarity says, flipping over the book. Twilight physically cringes as she reads the title.
"How to pare a shoot."