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Twilight Sparkle.
Princess of Friendship, Bearer of the Element of Magic, student to Princess Celestia.
Just how powerful is she? And why is she the best Alicorn princess?
All her greatest foes have the unfortunate pleasure of finding out the answer...
Rated T for TOTAL COMEDIC INSANITY Oh, and SPOILERS for the MLP Movie.
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BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TWILIGHT!!!
edit: Starlight Glimmer is my favorite mare in the entire FiM shows so WHY DID YOU SCRATCH HER OUT OF YOUR PROFILE PIC?
Replace "Batman" with "Twilight"
All my yes. Thanks for a good laugh.
WHO COULD CHOKE-HOLD A BEAR?
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This should be animated!
Sound like BatMetal
You wasn't joking...
Good work.
I enjoyed reading it and lost it quite a few times.
(And Rarity won the round. Definitely.)
For those who liked the cover-art: An animated version!
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Source.
What do you think, 7986382?
One small thing (I'm probably the only one noticing anyway):
It's "quesadillas", not "quesedillas".
(That's also the only part she is lying.)
This woulda been so much better if I'd seen Lego Batman already and heard the song
I couldn't quite get the tempo in my head to enjoy the song since I had no reference.
Even so, still pretty funny!
Starlight still queen of worst-villain-backstory, don't worry. You'll probably have to wait for "I stubbed my toe this one time" to top "my friend moved away" for villainizing moments.
7987176
"My friend was happy he got his cutie mark, so I ignored him! And while I was ignoring him, he MOVED AWAY!" Proceed to brainwash people from across the land, force them to live in fear under your tyrannical... mayorship. When defeated by righteous heroes, go into hiding, then break time and space, creating whole new worlds full of war and suffering and death. Even a world where apparently all had died, including the Sisters.
... I cannot, for the life of me, see how they thought that this was a good villain backstory, or that someone like this deserved to be redeemed.
Literally a giant baby.
Something that didn't happen:
Celestia turned to Luna and quietly asked, "When did we become background ponies?"
"Speak for yourself, sister." Luna waved a flag bearing Twilight's cutie mark. "I'm the President of her fan club!"
"That's ...so very sad." Chrysalis mumbled her opinion. "I'd cry for us all, but villains don't do that."
7987176 Well Dufensmirtz lost his toy train as a kid, like it wasn't stolen or anything, he literally lost it. So it wasn't the worst ever by hasbro, but still up there.
7987357 That's Disney, not hasbro. Plus, it was intentionally bad. It was basically making fun of Starlight Glimmer before she even existed
7987507 Just saying but no matter what you say about Starlight Glimmer. If they listen just give up. Somebody in the comments said the same thing about Starlight Glimmer on EquestriaDaily and I also said destroying a career is pretty bad. So their argument would always be her backstory is stupid. Which is why I already learned to don't question them now. So I think you should do the same if somebody replies to you saying they are talking about her backstory.
7985272 Read the profile. He/she really hates Starlight Glimmer which is also why you are receiving so much dislikes right now.
*chuckle* I can see why this ended up featured. She is not Twilight Sparkle. She is Twilight Norris. And if I had any photo editing skills, I'd supply a picture. But all I can give is this.
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*Continues like the movie*
Queen Chrysalis: You have 2 choices, Twilight! Save the princesses, or catch your greatest enemy! You can't do both!
Twilight: What did you just say?
-You can't do both because-
-No, before that.
-Save the princesses or catch your greatest enemy?
-You think you're my greatest enemy?
-YES!!! You're obsessed with me.
-Pfft! No I'm not.
-Yes you are.
-No I'm not.
-YES YOU ARE!!! Who else drives you one up than what I do.
-Tirek.
-No he doesn't.
-Starlight.
-Starlight's not a bad guy!
-Then I'd say that I currently DON'T have a bad guy, I am fighting a few different ponies.
-What!?
-I like to fight around.
Simply amazing.
10/10
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I came.
I read.
I walked away Twilified.
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Hahaha.
All the other princesses are useless and Twilight is overpowered.
Hahahahaha.
You are bad, and you should feel bad, but truly, this is great. Because it's about TWILIIIIIIIIGHT!
7986890 That's one hell of a burp.
I love the irony of this story, considering in the show Twilight actually got weaker since becoming an alicorn.
This story was delightfully silly, and well worth the upvote & adding to my Silly & Funny bookshelf. While the whole story is wonderful, I was sold four words in:
So... a few weeks later, Twilight and Chrysalis reconcile their feelings and confess their hatred for one another?
Ah, this was the very best form of stupid. Thanks for the laughs!
7988735 On a Tuesday, no less?
7988782 "1000 and 1 Ways to Tell if Your Son or Daughter is a Main Character"
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"Mother's Guide to Raising a Main Character"
Chapter One
DO NOT WEAR BRAIDS
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"So... any last words?"
"Homina Homina Homina comes to mind."
Hilariously satisfying! 10/10 on the
itude meter!
Oh hey it's Lego Twilight Sparkle
Funniest thing is I just watched Lego Batman yesterday.
Just gonna... go. Yeah.
What the buck...?
Wha- you know what? Never mind I am ok with this.
HAAHAAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHA OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!
"Master Wayne, are you playing with your pony dolls again?"
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7989550 *Hides pony dolls.*
"WHAT!?!?!? Alfred! I don't do that girly stuff!... And knock next time!"
"Yes, sir."
*Robin Enters, dressed up as Shining Armor*
"Sorry I was late, dad. I had to get the-... Aww... Twilie beated the bad guys before I could help."
Even Batman has his favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jtp_LdmzLY
I am 100% not a mary sue?
Riiiiiiiiight......
7987357 He had tons of petty reasons to be a bad guy...and all of his schemes were ultimately small and petty. Doof needed therapy more than anything else.
Starlight, though...she went and did really bad things for really crappy reasons. Just saying.
This was good for a laugh. Well done.
Is there something I haven't been made aware of?
7990343
You are aware of the MLP movie coming out right?
See, this is TRUE majesticality.
7990350
No. No I was not. Am now, I suppose.