Hit the popular page: 5/5/19, 5/7/19. Yarr.
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He's no good guy, but he's definitely not a villain. Captain Sprinkletits only does what he does simply because he hates his name. Yes, it's as simple as that.
Oh, I guess I sort of lied, he hates his mother for having given it to him in the first place. Now it's as simple as that.
Everything pirate that he's done is just to grind her gears. To Twilight's chagrin, she'd made it onto that short list.
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Previous title(s): "The Unlikely Adventures of Captain Sprinkletits," "That's got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen"
A simple pirate story about a pirate who doesn't pirate like a pirate just to annoy his mother. It just works.
Enjoy!
Chapters (3)
just take my favorite already
I'm working on a AU Story about Pirate Ponies myself.
Yet after reading this, I fear any of my pirates would never be anything...
Next to The Legend...that is Captain Sprinkletits.
Good job!
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Write it. Do it.
Pirates are the second best thing ever.
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Yes
but, just for a moment now, imagine the exact opposite
Could have just bought a sloop. That'd be way cheaper than a galleon.
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He wouldn't be the worst pirate if he made smart decisions
At least, I think so
And here I assumed nopony stopped him because it would just be to awkward to try.
I’d say that this would turn heads, but this is Ponyville.