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Aragon


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When you need some advice with the ladies, you can always turn to your bros.

Bros got your back, bro.

A bromantic comedy.


Proofread by Themaskedferret.

Special thanks to MrNumbers and Selbi.

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"Bro!" Rainbow clasped Norman's shoulders from behind. It took considerable effort, but he didn't wet himself from sheer delight. The residual bro leaking from her touch made his muscles flex a little. "Guess what?"

"What?"

"I made out with Twilight!"

"Whoa." Norman bumped his chest, and offered his fist forward, even though Rainbow was still behind him, because turning around would break the sweet shoulder-contact he was getting. "Which one, bro?"

"Both of them! At once!"

"Whoa."

"Yeah!"

"So is that like... twins?"

"I don't even know!"

"How'd you manage it?"

Rainbow snorted. "Dude. It's Twilights. They're always up for experimenting."

Shocks #2 · Feb 11th, 2016 · · 1 ·

When you need some advice with the ladies, you can always turn to your bros.
Bros got your back, bro. A bromantic comedy.

Bro.

Bro.

Bro.

Bro?

Broooooooooooo.

Bro.

Broooo. :ajsmug:

Soge #3 · Feb 11th, 2016 · · ·

Meet Aragon, a man so bad at romance he once used a high-five during a confession scene.

I can't wait for the delicious character destruction and Aragon what-the-fuckery.

I think I can feel my testosterone going up.

Dude.

Yes.

“Rainbow Dash is officially the hottest person I’ve ever seen.”

I agree with Soarin.

Dude, here's my fav, like, follow, love, and all my yes!

If there's one person I trust when it comes to romance, it's Aragon.

Might be why my wife left me.

Bro, this is like... I can't even find the words for it bro.

Dusty Book raised his fist, too.

They shared a link. They all knew it. Dusty Book was a teacher, an old man, an angry historian who hated kids.

But above it all, he’d once been one of them, and that was enough.

He’d been, and would always be, a bro.

I cried, bro!

Onwards! Let us enjoy the springtime of youth!

Don't believe in yourself! Believe in the bros who believe in you!

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How the fuck did this story not get more heat? Something this bro-tastic shouldn't fly under anyone's radar.

Bro, this is like, romance 101.
Total Brotalaition of the meaning of 'Love'


I salute you, Bro

You glorious bastard.

Can we have more please? Been a long time since I found a story that had me smiling like a doof the whole time. 10/10 would bang again. :heart:

What the screaming horseshit is this nonsense?

Bro. This was like. Bro.

Bro.

This was amazing, instafav.

Huh... So that's what happens when you mix the 80's, 90's, and early 10's together, mix it up, blend, puree, then serve with bro-chilled glass of sweet. Thanks.

That was crazy, but I can relate on a bro level.
This was truly glorious; the perfect child of troll and romance.

Every single line in this story is pure gold. The purest gold that any human could ever hope to even hear a rumor of a passing mention of in his final years in existence as a whole. I had to take 15 minute breaks after every paragraph because I never wanted the wild solid gold emotional roller coaster this story was to ever end. You sir have won my undying respect.

"It's so dumb. I love it."

I was thinking almost this exact phrase as I was reading this.

what the pony hell did I just read

and why did I laugh so much

This.... This is glorious.

absolutely disgusting

And THIS is why I follow you.

Holy fucking shitballs that was the most utterly badass block of text ever typed

And among the ruckus, the Three Amigos, the ones who had made it all possible, patted each other in the back.

For a moment there, I read this assuming that it was the actual Three Amigos.

Brotastic from start to finish.

Aragon #39 · Feb 11th, 2016 · · 1 ·

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No woman in her right mind should reject that.

Celestia was clearly not a bro in this story

This was brotastic. Bromazing. This is officially my favourite oneshot ever. Quite possibly, even, my favourite story.

Sequel: Rainbow Dash, Princess of Bros

I think I just became a bro after reading this. Bro. Someone fist bump me.

Bro.
BRO.
:eeyup:
This is the most glorious thing I have ever born witness to.
Tears of manly pride were brought forth to my eyes.
Go forth now my brother. For kinship! For destiny! For love!

And then they were all arrested for blocking the fire exits.

So this version of Soarin' is basically an anime character. The bombastic teenager who goes into overblown speeches about the halcyon days of youth at the drop of a hat.

I love it! This was great.

Laughing so hard I cried

Best read I've had in awhile:rainbowlaugh:

Damn, I think this fic just made me cry.

Of laughter.

This needs a folder all to itself. What do you think? Brolder?(naw, too punny and doesnt roll off the tongue well.) Hm,........ Bromantic comedy. Perfect.

Why can't my life be this Bro?

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