Octavia, Vinyl and Lyra are on a night out to check the underground music scene in Canterlot. They weren't sure what to expect, but when the band get on stage there is a huge surprise for the trio to process.

As the Crusaders make their way back from one disaster, they stumble across the makings of a new one as they spot one pony spying on another. Not ones to miss out, they blackmail the pony before offering their services as match-maker once more.

This story is a sequel to I Am The Villain!

Emperor McBad, villain, hybrid, Emperor of Bananaramma (previously the Crystal Empire), Liberator of the Equestrian Republic.

His Empire including reformed villains of all kinds, his technology advanced, and his Corporation safely in peace. Sounds like he should be able to lean back and relax, right?

Yeah, as if things are going to be normal around McBad.

The Hive of White Tail Woods.

Haven't heard of it? Then I'm pleased that we've been doing our jobs.

Let us explain; We are in no way, shape (shifted or not) or form related to Chrysalis' plans or actions. We do not siphon love from ponies or creatures otherwise.

We 'harvest' Harmony.

Not the Elements of Harmony themselves, mind you. Simply put, we garner Cooperation, Friendship, Kindness and Altruism.

We don't replace your friends and loved ones, so don't get your 'Mob Supplies'.

However good our intentions, Chrysalis has painted every changeling as a hostile agent to Equestria, and the fate of my struggling Hive and adopted children is in jeopardy.

Does diplomatic immunity apply to foreign agents? I'm new to this 'Politics' thing.

I'm only a Proto-Queen after all.

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The first chapter of the Sequel is out!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/339280/the-ambassador-of-evil

Cover art by Honey-Juicy!
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There are a few beginning chapters that are a little crazy to read, but I promise that It will make sense, and fit the story overall. I'm still new to writing, and everypony makes mistakes!

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Twilight Sparkle finally achieved her destiny. She was now a Princess of Equestria, and needless to say her friends were surprised. When a second, unicorn Twilight Sparkle appeared alongside the new alicorn, even Princess Celestia was shocked. Now the Elements of Harmony must help the pony make friends and learn magic, as well as get used to her surprising un-Twilightness.

Meanwhile, a 17 year old high schooler with nothing to do during summer hits his head and wakes up in Equestria. He must now learn how to live his new life as Twilight Sparkle's "twin sister" and survive in a town where a catastrophe happens every Tuesday or so.

July 18, 2016: I got Featured! This is awesome!
August 1, 2017: Another Feature!

TVTropes page yay!A human arrives with a house in Ponyville. The Mane Six, and Princess Luna must deal with this new arrival. But not everyone agrees how it should be handled, not everyone agrees on what danger it represents, or the benefit it can be to Equestria.

The inhabitant must also deal with the new rules and conventions of this new world it knows nothing about, as well as the mystery of its appearance, and the incongruities of its arrival.
TVTropes page yay!

After Sweetie Belle sees a description in a magazine of all the opportunities in Japan in the year 1996, the CMC decide to embark on a cross-Pacific flight from San Francisco to Tokyo. 35,000 feet. 500 MPH. 12 hours. 3 hyperactive wonderful little fillies...what could possibly go wrong?

Set in totallynotabrony's Battleships Are Magic Universe.

An alien pod with an odd watch inside falls to Equestria from outer space, said watch jumps onto the hoof of a young colt, and now this colt with his new friends at the School of Friendship have amazing Adventures along with his cousin Flash Sentry and the Mane Six as he gets amazing alien powers from this watch.

Any good chef will tell you that ketchup is a horrible condiment that ponies regularly use to ruin good food and hide bad flavor. Prince Baked Bean has finally had enough after watching his pregnant wife scarf down a dozen oatburgers drenched in the stuff to satisfy her cravings, and he's decided to attempt the impossible; turning ketchup into something worthy of royalty!

A what-if fic set in the Prince Beanverse!

Featured on 12/28/18 - 12/30/18! Thanks everyone!

Manny, Robin, and Harry arrive in Equestria by crawling through a mouse hole. They meet Princess Twilight Sparkle, who has to help them get home before their show starts.

This story is shit I know please dont remind me

Involves swearing.