After Chrysalis failed to conquer Equestria, she was shamefully stripped of her title of "Queen of the Changelings".

Their people now leaderless, the Changeling race now finds itself in a unique situation. In the struggle for power, one Changeling seizes the attention of his people. Can he overcome his nature, and the nature of his people, to lead them into a better future?

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I want to visit Equestria the same way a historian wants to visit the past. It would be cool just to look around, but I don't wanna run around touching everything or stay forever. Life is pretty good for me, so ditching it all for something else wasn't very high on my list of priorities. One bonk on the head later though, I've got a bunch of parasites calling me their king. I don't want to be king, though! All I really want is to go home.

I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.

Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.

7 Years have passed since Twilight and Spike came to Ponyville. However, Twilight is now dead. The mane 5 have split up. After Spike gets out of an institution, he walks back to Ponyville, and soon after he gets a letter. He have to do 5 trials. Will Spike be able to to what he can to see his dear friend again, or will he fail miserably?

Note: I am aware there is probably bunch of grammar issues, But I hope it is alright anyway.

*Urgent*
SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT

(Warning: Horror themes)

Nightmare Moon is back once more and wreaking havoc on Equestria, leaving its towns in total ruin. When the Elements of Harmony have failed in defeating this powerful foe and her army of Diamond Dogs,who could possibly have enough raw power to save all of Equestria and restore it to its harmonious state?
The answer is pretty obvious.

Dramatic Reading: Here!

Fluttershy has turned into a tree! Now Twilight must find the root of the problem.

Sorry for that pun. Don't worry, my bark is worse than my bite.

Wow, I'm really branching out with these jokes!

Too bad this is only a pre-seed-ent for what's to come.

These puns arbor-ing you, aren't they?

Wood-n't you like me to stop now?

Man, I can't be-leaf you're still here.

Fine, I'm done. I'll let you enjoy the fruits of my labor.

Wait! Don't go! I'll sup-plant these jokes for better ones if you come back!

Okay, I get it. I'll stop.

This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show. Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.

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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any. If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment. Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

Twilight Sparkle suddenly finds herself turned into a Purple Waffle. What could go wrong?

WARNING: Reading this with serious intentions will cause an urge to scratch your head, nausea, tears of blood, eyes popping out sprouting legs and running away from you, insanity, illness, a hurt toe, a pie in your face, screaming Pokemon names, singing folk tales around a non-existent campfire and instead singing to a feral bear who wants to maul you to death while it makes you its bitch, and last but not least... A cherry on top. :D

Extremely crappy cover image created by yours truly and googled images.

AN: I don't see why anyone would label this as a troll fic... I'm not the type to do that. Can't a guy just create something really random once in awhile?