Twilight Sparkle suddenly finds herself turned into a Purple Waffle. What could go wrong?
WARNING: Reading this with serious intentions will cause an urge to scratch your head, nausea, tears of blood, eyes popping out sprouting legs and running away from you, insanity, illness, a hurt toe, a pie in your face, screaming Pokemon names, singing folk tales around a non-existent campfire and instead singing to a feral bear who wants to maul you to death while it makes you its bitch, and last but not least... A cherry on top. :D
Extremely crappy cover image created by yours truly and googled images.
AN: I don't see why anyone would label this as a troll fic... I'm not the type to do that. Can't a guy just create something really random once in awhile?
Oh look, somepony wrote a trollfic!
Ending =
Good job, dude!
Purple Waffle!?
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Wat.
well........... at least you indented your paragraphs.....
This is just as good/bad as Rainbow and her love for the kitchen sink.
What?
Also;
“I don’t get it... I repeated the incantation word for word and I followed the magic scripts to the T… so why is it still not working?”
I think it's "to a tee" or "to a T"
“Um… I’m glad your okay, Twilight…”, said the yellow waffle in a shy manner. Fluttershy...
you're
Good writing, but a really abrupt and unsatisfactory ending.
Good sir, I regret to inform you that your story contains a critical error.
You see, I am not feral, and am in a committed relationship and would therefore not be engaging in intercourse with anyone.
Apart from that, this story was quite amusing.
So wait. Twilight has a purple body, so when she becomes a waffle she is a purple waffle.
So if Dash or Trixie became a waffle that would make them a.....
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You know there's just one thing this story's missing: a sequel.
Very funny, and well written dialog. I like this one.
Waffles!
Wat?
...what the actual fuck?
The...fuck?
I LOVE YOU!
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your mind is in the gutter
of course, mine must be too if I understood what you were talking about
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Does that make RD the Blue Waffle?
Ewwwwww
IT FEELS LIKE SATAN IS LICKING MY BRAIN!
What colour waffle does a changeling make?
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I was thinking the same thing. God help me.
the blue waffle said
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da fuq?
Woah...
Lol Funny, she went to waffle heaven. XD
I actually really like this story and I hope that you will consider making alternate version's or alternate endings of it.
598575 That brings to mind a question could a changeling turn into an inanimate object such a food like to hide from Celestia as a slice of cake?
598385 Oh sheezus.
What...
Huh?...
Wait.- Dafuq?
Whatever...Liked
this reminds me WAY too much of my fanfic "Lyra, The Sandwich!"
*twilight zone theme plays*
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do i even want to know wat blues waffles are about?
598918 No.....no you don't
Haven't even opened it yet and what what what is this.
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What the hypothetical fuck did I just read? And why was it so tasty?
My little waffle: friendship is pastry?
599157 My Little Waffle: Friendship is Breakfast.
what is this
i don't even
So freaking weird!
...
*upvotes*
HA. Spike ate Twilights Waffle.
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Rainbow dash = Blue
Rainbow dash = Waffle
therefore Rainbow Dash = Blue Waffle
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Playing off the pony swear: Buck and the meme dafuq? I present this in my response:
Dabuq?
Twilight Swaffle. Wafflefic.
Yes
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This will probably screw with my brain but i will read.
Wonderfully random. I like it!
You magnificent Son of a Bitch...
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whatidonteaven
... carrots