[2nd Person] [Silent Protagonist] [Pinkie Pie] [Romance]
After retiring from your music career as a talented musician in Canterlot, you move to Ponyville to live out your days in peace and tranquility. However, when a certain pink party pony forcibly involves herself in your life, you wonder how you're going to survive this onslaught of randomness, her obsession with parties, and why she can't keep her hooves off your hat.
Rated T for Mild Language, Suggestive Situations, and Black Top Hats.
Chapters (18)
good luck getting featured after that stunt SS&E pulled, but i shall read nevertheless!
Bad times to post my friend
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What stunt? Did something happen?
I'll read this once I finish galloping through the landslide known as "Lemur Day".
It looks like it could be very good, though.
interesting so far
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Look at the author of the last 7 or so fics posted
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look at the most recent stories list. lol
it was lemur day for shortskirtsandexplosions
you posted at the right time friend. This is shortskirtsandexplosions L E M U R day and your fic is the first to be something other than one of his works. Lucky bastard.
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...Lucky me? o_0
Am I supposed to expect an angry mob or something?
Since SE droped the nuke story, I am going to track this one.
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The opposite dude. People are gonna embrace the change of pace.
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Hooray, I did something good without having any idea what was going on! :D
>_>
<_<
*raises the flame shield*
1196289 Relax, they are not going to go after your fic.
But SSE is another ballgame
Hmm seems promises. I might as well favorite it since it is easier to track it. Also I like the beginning of the story. A new pace to it all. Good show * gets depressed* if only I can write one
Woot! New story! Updating every weekend? That what you said about Where am I...
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I can confirm the weekend updates. Maybe even twice each weekend.
Well, this is good. I'm always a sucker for a good secondperson romance fic, and this seems promising.
And on the topic of SS&E..... I have no idea what anyone is talking about, but I feel like I should be afraid. Very afraid.
what the hell is SS&E and lemur day?
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And this is a big maybe. I feel a lot more relaxed with the way I'm writing these chapters, but you never know if that number will dwindle to one. Real life and all.
As editor, I reserve First Post Rights!
How has this not gotten in the featured box yet?
And
1201025 Shouldn't that right be reserved for the poster and author?
Great story! Congrats on being featured!
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I'm shocked that I am. This... This is the happiest moment of my life.
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*bro hoofs*
You earned this
I wasn't sure about faving this, but then you made me a trumpet player. Consider this story faved, sir.
I was going to favorite this and then you made me a (shudder) trumpet player. And then I realized you also gave me a saxaphone and favorited anyway. I'm excited to read more.
Really liked the final line of the chapter. Makes me want ch5 much more
Well I don't know about you, but...
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1236603 Nice.
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New chapter?
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i honestly would not be surprised if pinkie's mane was a portal to another world hell i wouldnt be surprised if she pulled out a whole civilization from her mane
Lol that was a very Pinkie like thing to do. Make it look like complete sillyness just to hide the fact that she is sort of serious and that the pie was something to fear (well in a way). Pranky Pie strikes again!
The randomness is a lot of fun. I am just waiting for Pinkie to whip out a Euphonium because seriously who suspects a Euphonium? Heck it even sounds silly.
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Seriously though great chapter.
Keep up the great work!
dont worry mister top hat, you're not alone
Dafuq did I just read
Awww she should have had a flamethrower in her mane too!
"My" future does not bode well if Pinkie's carrying a knife in her mane
Wait, so Top Hat is dead? Hidden Pony said "stomped to death"
answer? Sharky level oblivious.
lol. Good chapter. I'm enjoying this so far!
Yay, another chapter!
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I want to see how she handles drunk after this.
There's three reasons I'm reading this now instead of later
1. Pinkie pie romance
2. top hats!
3. I haven't read a pinkie pie romance before
All in all...
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nice chapter mister ninja pikachu
1196227 GETS FEATURED
1280186 oh no not that kind
1280432yes, and i'm afraid it's terminal.